水曜日, 4月 26, 2006

the mysterious production of lint


lint
Originally uploaded by freebeets.

Somehow my belly button makes these lint balls. It may be because I have a sorta half inny/half outty. Current scientific theory has it that as I walk, my belly button kind of bites my shirt, pulling a little lint in each time. It then gets heated up and mashed into a little ball.
Or its magic

fuzzy buddies


fuzzy buddies
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
this is the collection. they are for sale

kids


SANY0003
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
I interviewed for a job at a catholic school yesterday. Id have to compromise my beliefs and pretend pray, but my current job is getting weirder than fellini could imagine.
On my way up to the school, I stopped at a 7-11. Lots of kids from the school were in there acting all stupid. It felt like I was in the States.
Ive been away from North American kids for a while. Heres an update.
"You stupid fuck, you dont even know what S and M is"
"What the fuck, is the cashier retarded. So slow, jesus..."
One thing I can say about my school is that the kids are wonderful. They are like galapagos creatures

月曜日, 4月 24, 2006

none


SANY0010
Originally uploaded by freebeets.

shrine


uh
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
yes, that is a pokemon thingy

gomi biko


gomi biko
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
after the sarin gas attacks here, they got rid of all the garbage cans. Bikes aplenty, people abandon them if they get a flat tire. voila, garbage cans on wheels. flat wheels

日曜日, 4月 23, 2006

hat tongs aka grapple arm


hat tongs
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
We used to have this robot arm thing like this but plastic and way smaller. My brother and I used to sit in the back of the car and look menacing with it to other passengers, and people on the street. Once I passed a bus driver a bag of garbage from our car to his bus window, and he took it with a smile. man, bus drivers are great.

doumo arigatou mr. roboto


doumo arigatou mr. roboto
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
If you got on the bus in the states and forgot your money, or didn't have change-your ass would be off the bus, gus. Not in Japan. The bus driver ran out of bus cards, so he told me just to pay double some time. I was blown away. The kindness of a bus driver. Back in Buffalo bus drivers hate people. The bus is full of noisy dangerous teenagers and crazy people who sit in the seat right behind the driver and talk about rabbits.
I wondered if it was unusual for the bus driver to be such a swell guy. Hidemi said its pretty common, and people always pay them back.
Yo, bus drivers send in your resumes.

土曜日, 4月 22, 2006

Dr. WHOO!


my hair is getting long
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
Cant play any instruments, but I totally want to start a band. Maybe...

dr. whoo! crazy electro synth light show cover band of the who. people dressed in terrible alien costumes would back me up

The awkward silence- we wouldnt play any music, just stand there and look awkward until people either clapped like crazy or booed us off stage. Might just go over like super fantastique in Tokyo. works perfect with my no can play any instruments

ZZ bottom- do really gay versions of zz top songs. I checked out some zz top lyrics already, and they are like soooo gay already

the munic eunics- kraftworky beep beep beep bong with me on all instruments looped and in spandex with my wee wee tucked.

月曜日, 4月 10, 2006

maze


green and brown
Originally uploaded by freebeets.

HUMAN WOMAN


HUMAN WOMAN
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
Her bag is super super super cool

火曜日, 4月 04, 2006

colory


red and brown
Originally uploaded by freebeets.
I managed to wear stripes (3 different kinds), argyle, plaid, and velcro all together today. Yay!