king o bling

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Originally uploaded by freebeets.

this is from one of the funniest emails Ive ever gotten.

Can you get one of those ear cleaning tools kits that they use on
some Japanese holiday. I read they have this day where boyfriends
and girlfriends clean each others ears - literally, not
metaphorically. Here is a good quote one of the teachers showed me
today online:

"He don't have no problem with you blinging. God's heavenly abode
proves that he is the real king of bling. His gates are pearly, his
house is about 10 stadiums big, the streets are gold. You do the
budget on that kind of place."
-- Rapper Mase

It funny, just today I helped a kid print out an essay he wrote
titled "Pimpin the Pope" where the author offer suggestions for
improving the Pope's style. He notes that the Pope already has a
good start with jewels and white satin robes lined with purple satin
but feels the popemobile needs serious work including 27' spinners
and neon purple ground effects. He concludes with: "After writing
this piece I will have a hard time getting into heaven. But that is
the price that a player like me must pay for style." The student who
wrote this is this kind of odd, dorky, 7th grader.

In other Middleschool news. The pool went bad today and heated up to
130 degrees. In a foolish effort to try and cool the pool down they
gym teachers opened all the windows and doors to let in lots of cold
humid air. Now our pool area looks like a Scottish lagoon or some
kind of hot spring area with massive, thick, fog. OK, back to work.