I used to work for a certain uniformed, badged group of grumps at an international airport. Yanni comes up to my booth and hands me his stuff. I said "wow, Magnum PI!, nice to meet you." He said "I am Yanni." I said "I loved that show, driving around in that cool car, the helicopter, TC..."
"I am Yanni" "It must have been so much fun to do that show, eh?"
"I am Yanni" "Can't beat Hawaii for location" "I am Yanni"
After he insisted he was Yanni about 10 times, I let him go. I HAD to make sure he was Yanni