chasing the pigeon
ok, so Ive been super lame about blogging. who reads it anyway? If you are out there, here is a challenge for ye:
freebeets: I have too much stuff still
popzeus123: me too, and I've thrown out a lot
popzeus123: I'm going to throw out more this week
freebeets: I have to thin out my clothes
freebeets: get rid of stuff I dont wear
popzeus123: me too
popzeus123: I really only wear a handful of items
freebeets: like gloves?
popzeus123: I ordered about three boxes of hats with my last uniform order. I have to give them to charity
freebeets: is chairty a stripper?
popzeus123: I think Jeff has another 75 from his orders, I'm just going to give them to him and he is going to give them the the Buffalo City Mission.
popzeus123: sounds like a strippers name
freebeets: what do they look like?
popzeus123: blue hats
popzeus123: winter hats
popzeus123: crappy winter hats
freebeets: you should try giving them to a stripper
popzeus123: Simona does not want me looking at strippers.
freebeets: go to a strip club and be like. "ive got a present for you baby"
popzeus123: now that would be hilarious
freebeets: and give her 80 crappy winter hats
popzeus123: wrapped in christmas paper
freebeets: do strippers have enough couth to kindly accept a crappy gift?
freebeets: dude, you should really do it
popzeus123: I somehow doubt it, unless you found a really cool stripper
freebeets: with a hidden camera
freebeets: it would be awesome
popzeus123: I just suggested it to Simona now
freebeets: tell her its for science
freebeets: or anthropology
popzeus123: she thinks I should give them to Jeff to give to the homeless...sorry
freebeets: how about homeless strippers?
freebeets: maybe jeff would do it
popzeus123: I just don't want to see it
popzeus123: he might
freebeets: the look on her face would be priceless
freebeets: 80 identical hats
popzeus123: crappy $3 hats
popzeus123: navy blue
freebeets: but times 80 thats 240
popzeus123: when you put it that way
freebeets: dude, if he could film that-it would be art
freebeets: or at least the sound
freebeets: or send them to karl rove
popzeus123: karl rove could probably use a warm hat
freebeets: send a letter along with it that says "these are not hats, and they are not from me"
freebeets: and whatever you do, dont tell anyone they are from me
freebeets: I know I can trust you, yours truly, ________ __________
freebeets: you could start a website "what should I do with 80 hats.com
popzeus123: I like the website idea
freebeets: you could make a cool patch and give them to people who come up with funny ideas
freebeets: like an open blog
popzeus123: I think I may post this conversation to my blog to see what people think
popzeus123: distribute them at church and say it's something to do with jesus
if you have any ideas lemmie know