salty eggplant toothpaste
I came home this evening to my roomie all drunk and doing her nails.
"what day are you moving out?"
"uh, december 3rd" I answered
"ahh, ok, yeah so I want to talk to you about that. I can charge you by the dailey hmmmm?"
"Yeah thats fine"
"yeah, and I want to charge for Hidemi too"
"Your crazy, no"
So now shes in her room smoking. 19 more days...
In other news-Ive given up on the handlebar moustash, and I started brushing with salty eggplant Jet Black Dentrifice.